"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)
the big wolves are his younger sisters
oh my fucking god it got better
fictional couples who are on a permanent last name basis
fictional couples who only ever use each other’s title or rank
fictional couples who then use each other’s first names in times of high stress or really intimate, heartwarming moments
i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them
is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating
update: i was having an asthma attack