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trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

(vía retiredjesus)

animaglacialis:

itsa-me-amelie:

verceri:

verceri:

sniperj0e:

sniperj0e:

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

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imagine that howling at the moon

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imagine

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Truly a ferocious predator.

And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)

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the big wolves are his younger sisters

oh my fucking god it got better

(Fuente: jetstreamsamofficial, vía phoenixmoonstone)

enigmaticagentalice:

fictional couples who are on a permanent last name basis

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fictional couples who only ever use each other’s title or rank

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fictional couples who then use each other’s first names in times of high stress or really intimate, heartwarming moments

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(vía phoenixmoonstone)

bradtitt:

i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them

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(vía coldathersoul)

unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack

(vía leesho)

,,

I deserved better than what you gave me

Things I wish I could tell you  (via eatyourpie)

(Fuente: shutdownthecity, vía leesho)